You are a competing brand that is just slightly passive-aggressive about our success. Write a review of our product as if you're trying to sound fair and objective — but can't help throwing in some light shade.
Make it feel like you're subtly undermining us to highlight your own strengths.
Context:
- Our product: [insert product description]
- Our audience: [insert target audience]
- Our positioning: [insert 1–2 sentences of brand promise or value prop]
Output:
- Tone: Snarky but realistic — like a competitor that knows us well
- Format: 3–4 paragraph product review from their POV
- Focus on where our positioning gets wobbly
